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March
3-22-13
In which Cass gets lost because Castles are fucking huge. WELCOME TO PARADISA!
3-23-13
In which Stephanie and Tim are dumb and Cass makes them stop BEING dumb.
3-29-13
In which Lucrezia tells Cass a story about a girl who gets turned into a tree.


April
4-5-13
In which Cass looks for help with reading lessons and offers training as a trade.
In which Lana, Tim, and Cass bond over action movies.
4-9-13
In which Cass takes Lucrezia home after she gets too drunk to walk back.
In which Cass lets a house fall on her so it won't fall on Tim.
4-11-13
In which Stephanie, Tim, and Cass discuss the upcoming expedition. Ha ha Tim you can't go.
4-13-13
In which Stephanie is covered in guilt tar and Cass hugs her anyway.
4-17-12
In which Cass meets Melvin and relates to him far too much.
In which Stephanie and Cass get ready to leave and Tim has to stay behind.
4-18-13
In which Cass writes a note and has completely inappropriate conversations with an Assassin while cuddling her best friend on his lap.
4-23-13
In which Cass wants to make friends with local wildlife and nearly gives The Once-ler and Steph heart attacks.
4-26-13
In which Steph, Cass, and Ezio all punch aliens. Best day ever.


May
5-1-13
In which Cass dances with Zelos and Once, but not at the same time.
In which Cass dances with Lucrezia and then shows off.
In which Cass bonds with Joshua. Go figure.
In which Cass dances with Tim and it goes horribly, horribly wrong.
In which Cass impersonates Ezio, which for some reason means she gets to grope Stephanie. That can't be a good sign.
In which Cass learns about Once-ler's past and meets up with Blues in the hedge maze
5-5-13
In which Steph and Cass find themselves on a weird fucking spaceship and Team Batgirl continues to kick all of the butts.
In which Cass has to climb up on weird evil spike things to be the same height as Once-ler. Also that spinning thing is fucking strange.
In which Joshua checks in with Cass because shock and horror they are actually friends now suck it Tim.
5-6-13
In which Tim goes b-a-n-a-n-a-s and Cass maybe treats him a little too harshly for hurting Steph. Maybe.
5-7-13
In which Kara, Steph, and Cass all deal with crazypants!Tim and no one really likes this ship at all can we go home please.
5-8-13
In which Kara, Steph, and Cass all deal with crazypants!Lucrezia and CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME NO ONE LIKES THIS SHIP.
5-9-13
In which Cass takes care of Steph after they finally come home and things are starting to go back to normal.
In which Ezio visits and ends up not leaving. What's up new roomie /o/
5-10-13
In which Cass visits Once in the clinic for moral support and also adorable knitting lessons.
5-18-13
In which Tim and Cass finally talk out their crap and hug it out.
5-22-13
In which Cass goes horseback riding with Ezio and it's entirely appropriate. Entirely.
5-24-13
In which Cass gets the Once-ler to go outside, sees a Truffula tree, and then shows off her Batsuit. It's not at all awkward at any point.
5-24-13
In which Cass finds Lucrezia and Joshua and their baby at the beach, attempts to figure out Lucrezia is actually sorry about stabbing Stephanie and mostly fails. Boo.
5-25-13
In which Tim FINALLY comes home and plays with babies with Cass.
5-27-13
In which Steph finally contacts Cass after a week of not talking... to tell her she'll be gone another week. It doesn't go so well.
5-27-13
In which Cass meets Ino and talks about flowers and their language.
5-29-13
In which Cass criticizes Tim for his dumb fake name but then they have ice cream cake and everything is great.


June
6-1-13
In which Stephanie makes milkshakes to make up for abandoning Cass. Tickle fights ensue, which Tim walks in on. Then there are threesome jokes and the tickle fights continue.
6-2-13
In which Cass convinces Connor to take a break from research and brings him soda and sandwiches. Cuties forever.
6-4-13
In which Cass asks Once to play her a song on his guitar and she doesn't connect the dots to find the meaning there.
6-7-13
In which Cass meets Kyubey and seriously considers the advantages to being a magical girl.
6-10-13
In which Stephanie recruits Cass to keep Ezio out of his room all day so it can be decorated for his birthday.
6-15-13
In which Steph, Tim, and Cass all hit the beach for a day of fun.
6-17-13
In which Cass seriously considers releasing trapped dinosaurs cause it's pretty shitty to keep the plant eater ones locked up.
6-18-13
In which Cass finds Lucrezia hiding up a tree from dinosaurs. NBD.
6-19-13
In which Cass and Ezio relax after a hard night of fucking DINOSAURS EVERYWHERE.
6-20-13
In which Once helps Cass figure out what her loss is, as well as the fact that Tim and Steph have been hiding it from her.
6-23-13
In which Cass confronts Stephanie about hiding what her loss is, then baits Ezio out of his room the next morning and spends most of the day letting him be inappropriate at her. It's his birthday, after all.
6-24-13
In which Cass hangs out with Connor at Ezio's party and CONNOR MAKES A JOKE OMG!!!11ONE
6-24-13
In which Stephanie feeds Cass some of Ezio's birthday cake and spend the party being pretty much just really adorable.
6-25-13
In which Joshua brings Cass a present for looking after Lucrezia during OMG DINOSAURS and Stephanie hates it a whole lot.
6-28-13
In which Once checks in with Cass and she tells him her very unpleasant background.


July
7-1-13
In which Cass talks to Elizabeth about tears and fantastic things.
7-6-13
In which Cass asks about zombie movies that she can show Ezio. No one ever asks why, though...
7-7-13
In which Ezio is BATMAN and it's incredibly confusing. And also inappropriate.
7-9-13
In which Once's mom goes home and Cass tries cheering him up with a picture of Truffula trees.
7-15-13
In which Steph and Cass plan a camping trip and then have a couch date with chips and romantic movies.
In which Tim and Cass FINALLY make up, but agree there's no trust between them now. Steph comes and there's cuddling, then tickling, then... ACCIDENTAL TIM/CASS KISSES? Oops...
7-17-13
In which Cass and Steph run into Lucrezia in Tokyo. There's an attempt to hang out, then a Cass-overseen airing of issues. JUST BE FRIENDS YOU DICKS OMG.
7-18-13
In which Cass hangs out on Japanese skyscrapers with Assassins like it's just an everyday thing. Mostly because it is an everyday thing.
7-20-13
In which a small selection of people are transported to a different dimension in Tokyo and Cass meets Utena trying to break into a building.
In which Cass learns the word Bollocks from Mal. Perfect influence.
In which Cass finds an invisible wall and Conan is like a tiny Tim clone.
In which Cass has her first encounter with Zeiram. It involves getting punched a lot but also her jabbing her fingers in an alien's eye, so... win?
7-21-13
In which Cass finds a mysterious device and uses it even though it could be a bomb or something. Turns out nope, communicator. Iria is kind of awesome, giving her all this helpful info.
In which Cass has her second encounter with Zeiram. This time she and Mal double team it and Vicious shoots the fuck out of it, it's the best fight she's had in awhile.
7-23-13
In which Mal and Cass agree they're both awesome and that they should spar together.
7-24-13
In which Cass escapes the Bathaus fussers and visits Ezio, who... also fusses, in his own way. He also gets the chance to see her scars and learn a little about nerve strikes.
In which Cass offers to sew up a hole in Ben's jacket.
7-29-13
In which the Bathaus argue about which things a healing Cass should be able to do. As usual, it ends with love.
7-30-13
In which Cass escapes the Bathaus late at night to go play chess with Joshua.


August
8-2-13
In which Cass is a Hogwarts student and this au was awesome as fuck.
8-5-13
In which Hogwarts!Tim and Cass go out on a date and Lucrezia crashes it.
8-7-13
In which Cass teases a grumpy Ezio because Hufflepuff won the house cup and Slytherin did NOT ha ha ha.
8-9-13
In which Ezio gets a canon bump and comes back after four years and the reunion calls for hugs and swimming and swimming hugs.
8-10-13
In which the Once-ler puts legs on a dryer and Cass gets him to name it so people won't destroy it.
8-12-13
In which Cass and Steph accidentally let the whole castle hear how Steph is about to penetrate Cass. Oops...
8-18-13
In which Cass talks to a king about armies and fighting.
8-28-13
In which Lucrezia has an de-age loss and doesn't remember anyone, sadness ensues.
In which Cass makes sure Steph will be okay with having Lucrezia staying with them for awhile.
8-30-13
In which Joshua visits Cass late at night to bring her earrings and check in on Lucrezia.


September
9-1-13
In which Cass talks to Melvin and then talks to Once about polyamory. Because why not.
In which Cass talks to Ino, Steph and Tim, and Chie before heading out on the next big expedition. All with varying rates of success.
In which Cass and Ezio have their very first unpleasant conversation. So unimpressed.
9-5-13
In which Cass finds Connor and subjects him to more affection and he tells her he let Ezio's eagle go free. Cuties.
9-10-13
In which Cass and Steph prepare for camping trips and Steph wants to pack way too much stuff.
9-14-13
In which Cass, Steph, Connor, and Ezio set off on their camping trip! It's only slightly awkward for Connor.
9-15-13
In which Cass and Lucrezia talk about friendship and kissing and... teaching Cass about what Joshua likes in bed? How did that happen?
9-23-13
In which Cass and Connor scout for trees for Connor to hide in just in case Ezio happens to notice that his eagle has followed them out on their camping trip. Oh, there's heartbreaking past-sharing too. Everyone cry.
In which Connor experiences bras and ghost stories and feels ODDLY UNHAPPY about Ezio getting all friendly with Cass. Oh babysassin, you are the cutest.
9-24-13
In which Cass patrols in a bad mood because she can't talk after a lifetime of not being able to talk.
9-27-13
In which Cass visits Ezio during the Gentlemen plot and learns all about his secret dungeon.
9-28-13
In which two awesome Batgirls pave the way for stopping the Gentlemen once and for all.
In which Cass, Steph, and Tim unwind after all the murder. Best house.


October
10-1-13
In which Cass meets Jesse Pinkman and immediately likes him. Yay pizza date.
10-2-13
In which Cass asks a bunch of questions about Halloween because how do you even.
In which Cass and Steph discuss how they'll care for each other when they get old and grey.
10-10-13
In which Cass and Lucrezia discuss Christmas, dancing, and crowns over helmets.
10-13-13
In which Cass meets a super jumpy scientist. You okay, Newt?
10-15-13
In which sex robot, sex robot.
10-23-13
In which Cass visits Ezio to ask for a Batcave and ends up getting to second base? And then tells him when he's ready, they'll have sex.
10-29-13
In which Cass and Jesse hang out and eat ice cream on counters.
10-30-13
In which Cass finds out it's actually BROCK and not BROOK.
In which Cass, Steph, and Connor all carve pumpkins.
10-31-13
In which Cass thinks Lucrezia's Halloween costume is actually super adorable.
In which Cass gets to be a flapper for Halloween and drinks way too much because of it. Damn you castle!!


November
11-4-13
In which Cass invites a queen to come stay with her after the castle is a dick. So helpful.
11-5-13
In which Joshua and Lucrezia set up a bedroom in their mansion for Cass to use, then arrange her meeting Spike. It's real awkward.
11-9-13
In which Cass and Steph hang out in Florence which should be cooler than it actually ends up being because DRAMA.
In which Cass promises to protect Lucrezia from Florence because it apparently sucks for her to be there. DRAMAAAA.
11-19-13
In which Steph talks to Cass about murder and gets some stuff off her chest.
11-20-13
In which Cass introduces Steph and Jesse to each other because they're both so awesome and she's talked about Steph SO MUCH it's kind of a requirement at this point.
11-26-13
In which Lucrezia, Jesse, and Cass all have a beach day and Cass is fed pot brownies oops.
11-28-13
In which Cass meets Ellie and Joel while on patrol and instantly likes them both. Seriously, they're so cool.
11-30-13
In which the bathaus eats every pie ever and is just generally awesome, like usual.


December
12-1-13
In which Steph and Cass talk about inevitable Christmas kisses.
12-2-13
In which Lucrezia visits Cass to have ice cream but ends up having cuddles instead.
In which Cass kisses so many people thanks to the Christmas mistletoe. She approves of all of them, too.
12-6-13
In which Cass tries to steal a bunch of mistletoe from the castle and ends up making out with Spike instead. She's okay with that change of plans.
12-10-13
In which Cass' prank to put mistletoe in Steph and Tim's room backfires and ends up causing threeway kisses. WHOOPS.
12-15-13
In which Cass tries to comfort The Once-ler after Ted goes home. She mostly fails.
12-16-13
In which Cass is married to Jesse for a Very Stepford Christmas.
12-18-13
In which Cass ice skates. Badly.
12-22-13
In which Cass meets a jaeger pilot and eventually makes out with him, thanks to Kissmas.
12-23-13
In which Lucrezia gathers Spike and Cass in the library for some really awkward gift giving and they get caught in mistletoe again. OOPS.
12-26-13
In which Cass learns about snow snake from Connor and yes, more kisses. These are sweet ones though, aw.


January
1-4-14
In which Ezio asks Cass out on a date and things eventually get heated in a tent with a FIRE in it. That's safe.
1-9-14
In which Lucrezia, Stephanie, and Cass have a totally adorable sleepover complete with hot chocolate.
1-11-14
In which Stephanie has a million cheesecakes in the castle kitchen and Cass OBVIOUSLY goes to help her with that.
1-13-14
In which Cass finds Connor reading and tries to help him with thaHAHAHAHA yeah right.
1-15-14
In which Cass meets James Kidd and immediately gets attached. BFFS forever.
1-16-14
In which Cass meets Molotov and finds out Brock was right, they really do have a lot in common.
1-18-14
In which no seriously Spike what are you doing arguing with a demon are you just really bored this month or something.
1-22-14
In which Cass meets Edward Kenway and there really just has to be something about assassins all this flirting is just ridiculous.
1-26-14
In which Cass goes to the cabin to check on Brock after Molotov dies. Poor drunk Brock.
1-31-14
In which Cass goes to the New Years party and Ezio interrupts her conversations with Joel AND James. One goes better than the other, and Joshua gets to have a conversation with her with absolutely zero sudden Ezio appearances. You're slipping, Ezio.
In which Cass plots with Crowley to attack the dancers at the party just because.
In which Cass meets up with Connor and he makes her read AGAIN. It's almost like he wants her to improve herself or something.


February
2.1.14
In which Cass takes a drunken Ezio home and stays the night.
2.3.14
In which Molotov comes back to life and Cass is super happy to see her back.
2.5.14
In which Cass helps Joshua make it to the dead zone... by beating him up. Best Friends!
2.10.14
In which Cass and James Kidd hang out and surprise, she knew you were a lady the whole time Mary! Also most adorable bffs.
2.12.14
In which Cass finds Joel in the bar and they have a heart to heart. She love you forever old man.
2.13.14
In which Connor begins his genius teaching techniques after having a minor freakout about Edward Kenway.
2.14.14
In which Cass and Steph have a superawkward and mostly horrible valentines day together.
2.16.14
In which Tim and Cass talk about homesickness and how awesome Joel is.
2.18.14
In which Cass wants sparring partners because as much as she loves the castle it can get a little boring sometimes.
2.19.14
In which Cass meets a brother from another mother universe.
In which Ezio asks Cass to come hang out because he's upset over his dad showing up. Poor baby :c
2.21.14
In which Cass tries to help Elsa have a little more confidence in herself and her abilities.
2.23.14
In which Cass meets a pony called Cheese Sandwich. Yeah.
In which Cass talks to Anne about expeditions.
In which Cass meets Haytham Kenway and wow what a douchebag.