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[hellofist]

[Cass is kind of nervous about this, fidgiting on her place on her bed and chewing on her thumbnail as she tries to figure out something to say. If there's someone from home who can hear her, she wants to talk to them. But... they're all dead, aren't they? Or if they're not dead, they're here with her. Or recently dead but returned to life which is good.]

Um. Hello? It's Cassandra.

[What if she gets Cain? Or Shiva? This was a mistake, it's just inviting more bad things to happen on the barge.]

Never mind.

[And the feed shuts off there.]

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[disneyfaced]

[Still a lot less sense-making than she would have liked, but she can deal with this! This is not an issue! There weren't any plate glass windows around and she hadn't seen any robots yet.]

You're welcome! I'm not sure about what anything you said actually means, but I'm a pretty good listener. So if signals are the problem, I can try to ... not ... receive them?

[hellofist]

No, it's okay. Temporary. I think.

[Yeah still not all up on the knowing thing, but she figures something like this, something this good, can't last.]

Where are you... hearing this from?

[disneyfaced]

Greendale. Colorado. Oh, um-- America.

[She smiles nice and bright.]

Where are you sending this from?

[hellofist]

Know Colorado. Not Greendale. Name?

[Because she likes this bright smiling person. Dispositions like this aren't something she sees often, it's... refreshing.]

Space.

[disneyfaced]

[Space?! How cute. She's like a female!Abed!]

I'm Annie. It's very nice to meet you.

[hellofist]

[It's so true, there are more than a few similarities.]

You too. What's in Greendale?

[disneyfaced]

Uh-- ... ummm ... nothing, really. It's not very interesting compared to space! Are you having fun? Tell me if you meet any Martians.

[Yep. Annie is officially treating her like a seemingly-younger version of her friend with the gifted imagination. She doesn't actually believe Cass is in space, but she'll play along!]

[hellofist]

No Martians, yet. Angel, though. And vampire. People with magic.

[Honest, Annie, she's not crazy, there's just a lot of different people here.]

[fakedit]

[Why does his phone keep sending him these messages?

Oh, clearly the reason is to stop his friend from talking to some crazy chick who legit thinks she's in space.]

Do we need to review the concept of "stranger danger"?

[disneyfaced]

[Jeff! That's so insensitive! She's female!Abed, obviously. Completely harmless.]

We're not strangers! Her name is Cassandra. Maybe if you paid more attention to the people around you, you would have noticed.

[Bitter? Annie? No way.]

[fakedit]

Annie, this is us not getting into your past issues. This is me, warning you, that you're probably talking to a girl who is going to tell you she's a princess from some third world country who needs funding for their first space program.

[hellofist]

No I'm not.

[RUDE, JEFF.]

[fakedit]

Okay, so instead you're just some crazy lady who thinks that she's in space and on some magical adventure?

[hellofist]

Not crazy. Really here. Wait.

[She gets up, takes the comm over to her window to show him outside. Where all that space is.]

See? Space.

[disneyfaced]

[This is the part where she does the majorly-offended look of surprise, complete with the squeak of shock at Jeff's ability to be completely self-centered and insensitive. You'd think she'd stop being shocked by that after all this time. Apparently not.]

My past issues?! And why would she already be in Space if her third world country's space program needed funding? Your logic is flawed and she seems sweet!