Fourteenth Unused Utility Belt | Video, forward dated to tomorrow morning

[hellofist]

[Cass has always been something of a tosser and turner when it comes to sleeping, but for the most part it's cut down in the time she's been sleeping in Merlin's bed. It still happens every now and then, mostly when she's finding a new way to sleep, so it's not really that surprising when she turns over and smacks her communicator hard enough to knock it onto the floor.

The surprising part? It turns itself on. Good morning, Bargians! You now have the view of what's under Merlin's bed and the sounds of someone waking up.]

Did you... hear thud?

[There's the sound of someone else waking up and some 'I forgot how to talk overnight' mmphing noises.]

No…? Did you? [A short pause.] Stupid question, sorry.


[And now there's rustling sheets, the blanket that was hanging down from the bed gets pulled up a little as Cass rolls over.]

Allowed those in morning. Brain's still... waking up. Sleep good?

Yes, I did. [There is what you could probably call a kissing noise but it's muffled; his voice goes a bit quieter.] Better, now. You?

[The answer doesn't come right away, the only thing that can be heard is a content sigh and the sounds someone making herself very comfortable.]

Told you, always sleep better... with you there. But, guess we have... to get up, now.

[She doesn't sound very enthusiastic about this idea.]

Not yet. It's only…I…don't know what the time is. [Merlin stifles a yawn.] Shouldn't it say on your…

[The bed creaks a little as he leans over, then back.]

I think you knocked your communicator under the bed, hold on.

[A long, thin hand and the hem of a white tunic appear at the edge of the camera frame as he does some rummaging around the mess of clothes and books.]

[When he doesn't find it right away, Cass goes on her own search. More leaning and creaking and then-]

Found it.

[The perspective shifts to show Cass propped on her elbow, one side of her hair mussed from sleep, before she passes the communicator over to Merlin so he can tell them what time it is.]

Thanks.

[He's sitting up now, still a bit untidy; it is briefly apparent that under his old timey tunic he's wearing black pyjama bottoms with a yellow Bat-symbol on the left leg.]

Oh, that's not bad, it's -

[Something becomes apparent and he blinks, then blushes unflatteringly and turns the camera toward the wall in defence of Cassandra's modesty even though she's basically fully dressed.]

- erm. Turned on.

[Cass sounds very, very amused when she speaks.]

Should say good morning, Merlin. [Taking her own advice, Cass leans so she can look into the camera and waves, completely ruining the point of Merlin's directing the communicator away from her.] Morning, Barge!

[There is an extremely muffled sound that might be 'good morning' from where Merlin has his spare hand over his face, just about visible in the periphery, and then the feed stops recording.]

Comments

[mistconduct]

Cass, never sleep with anyone from the Dark Ages. They probably have like so many diseases.

That being said. You goddamn sex maniac, I didn't know you were on the prowl.

[hellofist]

[Chris no, you're going to make Merlin's head explode.]

He's not sick. [And okay maybe her head might explode too, she's looking a little flummoxed at that second bit.]

There's no- On prowl?

[takeyouapart]

[Slight background noise of horrified anguish THAT IS NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE AT ALL.]

[mistconduct]

No, he's pretty sick. Look, if you see little white bugs rolling around down there, don't go near him. Guys in his time fucking lived in lice.

Also there are way hotter guys on the Barge. I'm just saying.

[mistconduct]

Dude, did not need a reenactment of what I missed, thanks.

[hellofist]

[Yeah, that confused look is gradually shifting into a not so pleased maybe a little angry look.]

Not morning person, huh?

[mistconduct]

[Sorry, Cass, Chris is just grinning. He's happy for you! What kind of friend would he be if he didn't bust your chops?]

Not in the way you seem to be.

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[ichoosefight]

[ Forget what she said about being jealous, your cuteness just melted all of that ever. ]

Morning guys.

[takeyouapart]

Sleep is a lot quieter than - all of this.

[mistconduct]

You can say it. Sex. Getting laid.

Props, by the way.

Also if you treat her bad I come over there and break your fingers, Warden Style.

[takeyouapart]

I don't want - I don't even know what props are, but I don't want them.

You're talking about something that has never happened.

[mistconduct]

You mean you snuggled up with Cass Cain and you didn't have sex with her?


You fucking schmuck.

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[takeyouapart]

[Yeah you really can't see him anywhere in the frame, enjoy a miscellaneous shot of Merlin's untidy little antechamber room.]

Good morning, Stephanie.

[Yeeeahh, maybe a little stilted.]

[hellofist]

[Remember the whole nose breaking thing? That might happen. Be nice :|]

You know... can sleep by someone, but not... do stuff, right? It happens.

[mistconduct]

So who was taking advantage of who here?

Also you can catch lice without sexing it up.

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[hellofist]

[Aww, Steph. Don't worry, Cass still loves you in obscene amounts. She's also waving again.]

Hi Steph! Sleep good?

[takeyouapart]

What?

[SERIOUSLY IT'S LIKE HE CAN'T WIN.]

[mistconduct]

Schmuck. Ask somebody from New York.

[takeyouapart]

No, I - why does not -

Actually, never mind, think I'd rather not know.

[hellofist]

He doesn't have bugs.

[mistconduct]

Don't blush, it's not anything dirty.

[mistconduct]

You checked?

You checked.

[hellofist]

Will let you come check.

[She won't but shut up don't flip this on her. Somehow that's actually a good comeback, in Cass' head. And just ignore all the redness she's got going on now that's not important.]

[fuckingvisions]

Oh so you're boy did come back. Congratulations love. You too look mighty cute together.

[ At least someone's feeling more social even if he is WAY behind in current events.]

[mistconduct]

What makes you think I want to look at your guy's pubes, Cass?