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All the food... is big.

[Or, you know, she's small and everything else is huge in comparison. Cass has made it to the kitchen and found herself a pie, which she's already dug her hands into and started eating. She's actually in the pie now, holding onto a cherry the size of her head, mouth all smeared with pie filling and there might actually be some in her hair, but she doesn't care. It's a giant pie. Come on.]

Had dreams, like this. Giant food, no one to... stop me. Probably can't... eat whole pie, though.

[She looks over to the other side of the pie, the crust still all in one piece. She hasn't made it to that side yet.]

I guess... I could share.


Spam for Merlin

[After her pie escapades and a rather long bath in the kitchen sink to de-pie herself, Cass had sent out a message to Merlin. It had been a voice one just in case he hadn't wanted to see her, just something to check in on him, make sure he was handling his first strange Barge occurrence well. She was glad this was his first one, considering it was pretty easy, just a little bit of shrinking, but she still couldn't shake her need to check in on him.

He hadn't replied though. And maybe she should have just left it at that, but she just couldn't. What if he was small and got trapped under something, couldn't call for help? So she'd gone off in search for him, wiggled her way under his door and found the main part of his room seemingly empty. The stairs up to his bedroom were a bit of a challenge but before long, she's in Merlin's room, looking up at his bed and the pile of blankets there.]


Merlin?

[There's a bit of the sheet hanging down and it's easy to jump and grab it, climb up to his bed for a better look at the blanket mountain there.]

Are you... in there?
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6/1/13 22:49 (UTC)
routemistress: (Default)
Posted by [personal profile] routemistress
[Iris is just going to insert herself into Deadpool's video feed, since she's right here riding his shoulder like one of those mechanical bull things.]

Oooh 'ello Cass love!

...Now that looks like fun. Got room in there for a little one, eh?
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Posted by [personal profile] fearthepackingchips
Yakking just means you've got more room to fill.

[...um. Right.]

Nah, I can just watch you both. Like mud wrestling, but tastier.

Maybe we should sell tickets!

...if people would buy them...

Aw, who'm I kidding. Of course people would buy tickets to that! Where're you at?
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[Iris is in what you might call a rare good mood if good mood weren't more or less Iris' default. Being tiny is nothing but hilarious, apparently.]

Oooh. Whipped cream, d'you reckon? I think 'e'd like that.
routemistress: (iris in black)
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...I'd suggest chocolate mousse for the wrestling scene, but I think someone's 'ead might explode. Be right with you, lovey!
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[Iris goes blankly thoughtful for perhaps a split second before she speaks.]

Sorry, pet. There's splashin' about in chocolate mousse for the sake of splashin' about in chocolate mousse, an' there's splashin' about in chocolate mousse for the sake of bein' watched splashin' about in chocolate mousse. We can go with either one or both, I reckon.
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Um. Yes? Very much yes. Because unlike mud wrestling it involves tasty, tasty cleanup on TOP of the already understood greatness.

Seriously, if there are tiny girls for days and nobody takes advantage of how many things we have in decent enough quantities to actually wrestle in, I am going to be EXTREMELY saddened. We could do a whole ten course meal if we wanted.

[They are in fact approaching the kitchen...somewhere in here, Wade being distracted by visions of sugar plums or no.]

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7/1/13 02:33 (UTC)
routemistress: (snow)
Posted by [personal profile] routemistress
No peanut butter though, Wade lovey, that's a bugger to get out of me 'air.

[She likes the way you think.]

[whoa oh oh oh oh]

8/1/13 14:17 (UTC)
fearthepackingchips: (duhhh)
Posted by [personal profile] fearthepackingchips
[Omg that is adorable. Cass. Wade is actually a little jealous now.]

So. Red. Best wet t-shirt contest ever.

Uhm. Hi. Sorry, I'll...

PEANUT BUTTER.

...what?

Sorry, I panicked.

Safe word. Starting now.

Re: [whoa oh oh oh oh]

8/1/13 15:49 (UTC)
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...Me an' me big gob, eh? Even six inches 'igh.

[By which she means she's accepted the fact that she won't end this day without wearing peanut butter. Oh well, it'll be fun.
Iris is standing up on Wade's shoulder now, balancing easily as though on a giant surfboard. She grins and gives Cass a little wave.]


Whipped cream first, Wade lovey. I insist. Plastic bowl if you can find one, at least...

[She pauses, and yes, she is calculating in her head the ideal depth of whipped cream to float a six-inch person in. It takes her less than three seconds.]


...Ten inches deep. Get away with eight if we go wi' custard or chocolate puddin'. Well come on, before I grow again!

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15/1/13 10:45 (UTC)
fearthepackingchips: (it's like the hangover)
Posted by [personal profile] fearthepackingchips
[No, Cass, the problem is the pie you've ALREADY rolled in, but just...don't mind him. He's fine. Or as not-fine as he usually is, anyway.]

Yeah. The emergency breaks. What you say to get people to stop when you can't handle it anymore. Usually it's something like eggplant. Or chartreuse. Something people aren't gonna accidentally say so you don't confuse the whole thing.

[Why he blurted out PEANUT BUTTER is therefore anybody's guess.]

I...will go find the whipped cream. Over...there. Somewhere.

[He points aimlessly in the general direction. He's got this!]

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15/1/13 15:17 (UTC)
routemistress: (iris in black)
Posted by [personal profile] routemistress
[His movement lurches Iris offbalance, and she leans in, hanging onto his ear to steady herself, which amuses her afresh]

...That won't do, Wade lovey. You'd be amazed what I can do with an eggplant.

[She grins down at Cass, who's a spectacle she, too can appreciate on multiple levels, for all the straightforward childlike one is strong in Iris as well.]

Not this exactly, not yet, lovey. But I know me way round enough interesting stuff to know 'ow not to crack me 'ead on the bowl. And I feel a swallow dive coming on.

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